OK, after a month of being busy with other things, I will get back in the swing of it here on the old EyeWall Blog.  Coming up over the next few weeks I’ll be attending both the RNC (Republican National Convention) in Tampa and the DNC (Democratic National Convention) in Charlotte for Uber so I am going to try and capture those events for you to follow along.

For today though, since its Monday, let me share a graphic that some of you female readers might not find so funny (but which I know to be 100% true).  I live with 3 females (wonderful, beautiful people!) and I can tell you that when the three of them are interacting its nothing but talking all over each other.  I can only sit and keep out of it as the natural order of interactions with males is the polar opposite.  To wit, I give you the Boys vs. Girls Table:

Let the arrows fly!

This one goes out to my buddy Rick for his daughter - Caroline, you’re not alone!

@Uber is at it again, but you have to see it to believe it.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

(yes, we’re a day early)

Motivation - take the stairs!  :)

The TigerDirect guys with a good energy solution…

And for those of you into Finance, a new VelocityShares ‘Super Zero’ ETN called LOSS.  Note:  be sure to watch the embedded South Park clip, hilarious.

Check this stuff out, some really well done content below!

Maybe the best one - the reddit timeline (to the right) allows you to read stories from the future.  ;)

Don’t miss Google’s really advanced search page.

YouTube Offline (hilarious):

Google Tap:

The Chrome guys with some cool innovations around I/O:

Finally the Google Maps guys.  This really works, you can go to Google maps and play with 8-bit maps, stupid but fun:

Just go Google your local weather and the new Google Weather controls show up.  For instance, I Google’d ‘Austin weather’ and bingo, weather control!

Note:  Works best (only?) in the Chrome browser and, likely, only on April 1st.

Who the heck picks the stock photo’s for this kind of advert?  I mean, everyone in the picture is happy, smiling, etc., EXCEPT the guy in the top left.  And not only is he not smiling, he has a knife and the thought bubble would read, “I’m going to cut you.”.  Why would this picture make you want to attend the Austin Food & Wine Festival!?

Most of you know I’m a ‘dog person’.  While that’s true, I don’t really have anything against cats but thought I’d try to sum things up in a little graphic using our dog Riley:

OK haters, bring on your absurd cat rationalizations.  BTW, Riley also hates cats!

Its Monday so once again time for some smiles.  I ran across these over the weekend, good for some chuckles…